Incoherently unsophisticated

Returned

My long absence is over, and I once again have thoughts to share. Mainly in the form of a good old fashioned what-the-fuck.

This first WTF is WTF is wrong with Missouri and driving? You should not have to constantly pass on the right, while barely exceeding the speed limit. Hey you! Yeah, you! The one driving the extendo-van full with a church youth group. Either get your 52-in-a-70 driving butt over to the right lane, or stop singing and use that vertical petal on the right. Also, please note that if there is a highway patrol car going 62 in the right lane, it is perfectly legal to pass them in the right lane going 64, 67, 69 or even 70 mph. This is not NASCAR, they are not a pace car.

To continue a geographical theme: We stopped at a Wendy's to get lunch. We were 3rd in line. It took 25 minutes. W.T.F? If you are so stoned that you can't remember what size fry to make in the time it takes you to turn around and face the fry station, maybe you shouldn't be at work. Managers, also keep in mind that if your staff is baked out of their gourd, perhaps you should send them home. Or fire them. Don't let them ponderously make burgers to the extreme annoyance of your customers. It makes us cranky.

WTF happened to Christmas day football?

My little 1-year-old nephew is not allowed naps (WTF) for reasons I've not heard from my sister. So he goes to bed at 8pm and wakes up at 5am. Have you ever noticed how a baby's crying/screaming can cut through all the ambient noise and interference and cause some sort of dis-harmonic imbalance in your brain stem? WTF is that about? Some sort of

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evolutionary thing where babies that could generate certain harmonics would survive in the wild because their parents/pack mates would do something about it?

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defense mechanism that God^H^H^H the Grand Designer put into place to help parents care for their young?

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So WTF is it called now? Social-Intelligent-Designism? That some people were purposely designed to be cheerleaders, and some to be in the chess club?

There's a song. I don't remember the name, or even who sings it. But it's popular enough to be played a couple times an hour on the radio. Every time it comes on I think "this is it. This will finally be the time I understand the lyrics". And I'm wrong. Every. Single. Time. W_T_F is he singing?? What I hear:

Going Downtown (something not in english: nanamilliuwah??)

Sugar wood going down swinging.

I'll be your number one with a bully.

Know you got complex,

Cock-eyed and pulley.

WTF is wrong with Financial Aid offices around the country? Why do they all suck? Is it a job requirement to be as incompetent as possible to work there?

WTF is up with this post anyway?

posted by wrmblnwrck @ 3:10 PM